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+MIT License
+
+Copyright (c) 2024 Jason Cosper
+
+Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
+of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
+in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
+to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
+copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
+furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
+
+The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all
+copies or substantial portions of the Software.
+
+THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
+IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
+FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
+AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
+LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,
+OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE
+SOFTWARE.
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+# Tim Walz Fixed Your Bicycle
+
+This was *heavily* influenced by Mat Honan's "[Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle](https://barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com)".
+
+Let's bring back some of that '08 optimism and energy!
+
+## About the Author
+
+[Jason Cosper](https://jason.cosper.me) made this alongside a bunch of pals suggesting very funny and uplifting things in the group chat. ♥️
+
+If you need someone to do some WordPress work, you can pay Jason to do that for you at [Little Room](https://littleroom.studio). He can make your site fast.
+
+## About the Code
+
+If you're looking at this and are a professional JS developer, *please* don't tell anyone how I live. 😬
+
+## Contact the Author
+
+Fun nerd? Member of the media? Just wanna chat?
+
+I've had the username "boogah" over on Gmail for like 20 years now. Drop me a line there. Unless you're some sort of far right weirdo, that is.
+
+I primarily use the fediverse (see: Mastodon) so you could also say hi [there](https://simian.rodeo/@boogah).
+
+Want to make your own version of this site? [Remix it](https://glitch.com/edit/#!/tim-walz-fixed-your-bicycle) on Glitch!
+
+Finally, after getting several million visits in a matter of days, I *would not* be mad if you wanted to help me cover the (eventual) costs of running this thing.
+
+You can do so by [buying a t-shirt](https://cottonbureau.com/people/tim-walz-fixed-your-bicycle) or sending along a couple bucks:
+
+* https://venmo.com/u/boogah
+* https://cash.app/$boogah
+* https://paypal.me/boogah
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+ "name": "tim-walz-fixed-your-bicycle",
+ "version": "1.0.0",
+ "description": "Tim Walz Fixed Your Bicycle",
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+ "Tim Walz fixed your bicycle.",
+ "Tim Walz sends birthday texts to everyone he’s ever served with.",
+ "Tim Walz clipped you a coupon for that thing you’ve been wanting.",
+ "Tim Walz knew exactly when your printer was going to run out of ink.",
+ "Tim Walz has a spare one of those out in the shed.",
+ "Tim Walz spends saturday mornings at the laundromat with a bag of quarters just in case you’re short.",
+ "Tim Walz understands the Infield Fly Rule.",
+ "Tim Walz has some jumper cables, just give him a minute.",
+ "Tim Walz just shoveled your walk.",
+ "Tim Walz made you a plate and none of the food was touching.",
+ "Tim Walz hands out full-sized candy bars on Halloween.",
+ "Tim Walz hugged you when you came out and said “I love you so much.”",
+ "Tim Walz thinks you’re doing a fine job.",
+ "Tim Walz is over here if you ever need a hand.",
+ "Tim Walz will drive you and your friends to the bead store.",
+ "Tim Walz is always ready to pick you up early from your sleepover.",
+ "Tim Walz won you a toy from the claw machine.",
+ "Tim Walz brought enough for everybody.",
+ "Tim Walz isn’t afraid to ask the clerk which aisle the tampons are on.",
+ "Tim Walz brought some hotdish.",
+ "Tim Walz has an extra Springsteen ticket, if you’re interested.",
+ "Tim Walz already has the grill fired up.",
+ "Tim Walz brought ice.",
+ "Tim Walz is happy to break down the cardboard.",
+ "Tim Walz will lend you his drill. No rush to get it back.",
+ "Tim Walz doesn’t mind rewatching that show you really want to see.",
+ "Tim Walz doesn’t mind rewatching that movie you really want to see.",
+ "Tim Walz doesn’t care if it’s less or fewer, he knows what you mean.",
+ "Tim Walz will teach you how to parallel park.",
+ "Tim Walz sends you New Yorker cartoons you might like and doesn’t mind if you don’t reply.",
+ "Tim Walz will go record shopping with you.",
+ "Tim Walz says hello to everyone in the post office.",
+ "Tim Walz gets the couch joke.",
+ "Tim Walz will keep an eye on your kids when you’re running late for school pickup.",
+ "Tim Walz will give you back your stapler.",
+ "Tim Walz is happy to check over that job application for you.",
+ "Tim Walz knows that you should just buy that one Brother printer.",
+ "Tim Walz will let you borrow his glasses so you can read the menu.",
+ "Tim Walz is glad to give you a hand with your stroller down those stairs.",
+ "Tim Walz will give your phone a call when you can’t find yours.",
+ "Tim Walz will let you have the window seat.",
+ "Tim Walz saw $20 on the ground and left it there.",
+ "Tim Walz always texts you back.",
+ "Tim Walz loves that you show love, and will spend hours talking with you about it.",
+ "Tim Walz would never leave you on read.",
+ "Tim Walz will go to your drag show, sit in the front row, and cheer you on.",
+ "Tim Walz wants to buy ten tickets for your raffle.",
+ "Tim Walz has a scrap of maple from another project that you can use to fix that wobbly shelf.",
+ "Tim Walz wants to know if he can pet your dog.",
+ "Tim Walz noticed that your rear driver’s side tire is a little low.",
+ "Tim Walz carries a spare ice scraper “for situations like this.”",
+ "Tim Walz won’t tell your boss you’re unionizing.",
+ "Tim Walz always rings your doorbell when he gets to your house.",
+ "Tim Walz knows what Minnesota nice is, and he’s not afraid to use it.",
+ "Tim Walz remembers where you parked your car.",
+ "Tim Walz asks anyone taller than him “How’s the weather up there?”",
+ "Tim Walz Venmo’d you for pizza even though he only had a slice.",
+ "Tim Walz just shot you finger guns and a smile.",
+ "Tim Walz says “right tighty, lefty loosey” every time.",
+ "Tim Walz knows how to properly strap down lumber in the back of an old truck.",
+ "Tim Walz will point a stud finder at himself and say “Looks like it works.” Every. Single. Time.",
+ "Tim Walz is gonna take you and your friends to the Olive Garden. His treat.",
+ "Tim Walz will cover your shift so you don’t have to miss the party.",
+ "Tim Walz always returns it with a full tank of gas.",
+ "Tim Walz only needs one trip to the hardware store.",
+ "Tim Walz measures twice. Cuts once.",
+ "Tim Walz remembers how you like your steak.",
+ "Tim Walz is kind, rewinds.",
+ "Tim Walz remembers your kids’ birthdays.",
+ "Tim Walz slipped gas money in your pocket without you noticing.",
+ "Tim Walz has some advice on how to pack down the minivan for your road trip, if you wanna hear it.",
+ "Tim Walz topped off your wiper fluid before you hit the road.",
+ "Tim Walz can explain the 3-4 defense and knows when to blitz.",
+ "Tim Walz will say “Nice to meet you, hungry,” if he hears you say “I’m hungry.”",
+ "Tim Walz can give you a ride to the airport.",
+ "Tim Walz doesn’t get a haircut. He gets ALL OF THEM cut.",
+ "Tim Walz pulls the car around when it’s raining.",
+ "Tim Walz is wondering if you need a hand with that.",
+ "Tim Walz keeps a couple cans of your favorite soda in his fridge.",
+ "Tim Walz noticed your sink was draining a little slow and took care of it.",
+ "Tim Walz fixed your flat.",
+ "Tim Walz always has room for a little slice of pie.",
+ "Tim Walz remembers whether you like pumpkin or pecan.",
+ "Tim Walz invites you around to his friendsgiving.",
+ "Tim Walz would be happy to show you how to tie a tie.",
+ "Tim Walz left you a note saying he’s looking after that delivery you were waiting for.",
+ "Tim Walz watered your plants.",
+ "Tim Walz can help you mount your new TV, if you need a hand.",
+ "Tim Walz is fine with either pronunciation of pecan, and yes he would love a slice. Please and thank you.",
+ "Tim Walz will have what she’s having.",
+ "Tim Walz doesn’t mind if you like mayo on your hot dog.",
+ "Tim Walz says what bathroom you use is none of his damn business.",
+ "Tim Walz doesn’t mind waiting up. He’ll come get you when you need him to.",
+ "Tim Walz left you some, it’s in the fridge.",
+ "Tim Walz bought those plums and put them in your icebox.",
+ "Tim Walz knows that “Die Hard” is a Christmas movie.",
+ "Tim Walz would’ve listened to Ripley.",
+ "Tim Walz knows when to leave well enough alone.",
+ "Tim Walz will help you tidy up afterwards.",
+ "Tim Walz will leave the party well before anyone has to ask.",
+ "Tim Walz shows up early to help you set up.",
+ "Tim Walz sees you struggling with that tent and can definitely hold that in place just for a sec.",
+ "Tim Walz will be your dad at graduation, if you want.",
+ "Tim Walz knows where you hide the cookies, but would never dream of taking one.",
+ "Tim Walz can teach you how to drive stick.",
+ "Tim Walz will drive you to your doctor’s appointment if you’re scared of going alone.",
+ "Tim Walz isn’t upset with you, he knows everyone makes mistakes.",
+ "Tim Walz doesn’t care what color your text bubbles are.",
+ "Tim Walz knows you’re doing your best.",
+ "Tim Walz cries at the end of “It’s a Wonderful Life.”",
+ "Tim Walz has an elegant solution for your technical debt.",
+ "Tim Walz holds the door. Even if you are a little too far away.",
+ "Tim Walz will never have “more of a comment than a question, really.”",
+ "Tim Walz isn’t going to finish his fries. Go ahead and have some.",
+ "Tim Walz reported that reply guy for you.",
+ "Tim Walz doesn’t read the comments. Doesn’t need to.",
+ "Tim Walz knows that wasn’t as easy as you made it look.",
+ "Tim Walz knows you tried your best and he’s proud of you.",
+ "Tim Walz doesn’t mind if you beat him at Wordle.",
+ "Tim Walz knows all the prices on “The Price Is Right.”",
+ "Tim Walz wants you to put down the phone and hold the other end of the tape measure.",
+ "Tim Walz knows Monopoly isn’t a great board game but will definitely play it with you.",
+ "Tim Walz knows how to steer into the skid.",
+ "Tim Walz got that reference you made.",
+ "Tim Walz will take you back-to-school shopping.",
+ "Tim Walz doesn’t care if you jump into the pile of leaves he just raked.",
+ "Tim Walz doesn’t mind being corrected, he loves to learn new things.",
+ "Tim Walz is happy to lend a hand.",
+ "Tim Walz can definitely go with to pick up that Craigslist thing you just bought.",
+ "Tim Walz can fax that thing for you.",
+ "Tim Walz will count your stitches and won’t say anything when you drop one.",
+ "Tim Walz wishes you weren’t still on Facebook, but he gets it.",
+ "Tim Walz calls his Sweetwater sales rep to check in on him.",
+ "Tim Walz just came over to mow your lawn because he knows you’ve been feeling poorly lately.",
+ "Tim Walz says he’s happy to keep an eye on the grill while you get the sides ready.",
+ "Tim Walz said your chili was the some of the best he's ever had even though you know you added too much salt.",
+ "Tim Walz is the fantasy football commissioner every year. He keeps the trash talk from getting TOO rough.",
+ "Tim Walz is happy to learn your pronouns.",
+ "Tim Walz says, “You just can’t predict the weather. Why don't you take a sweater with you? Just in case.”",
+ "Tim Walz thinks you look amazing just as you are.",
+ "Tim Walz ordered fries for the table.",
+ "Tim Walz lifts with his legs, not his back.",
+ "Tim Walz mutes himself on Zoom when he’s not talking.",
+ "Tim Walz keeps an extra toboggan in his Scout.",
+ "Tim Walz remembers how you like your coffee.",
+ "Tim Walz noticed your new haircut.",
+ "Tim Walz says “It’s okay to feel hope.”",
+ "Tim Walz would be honored to take a spare key and check in on your place while you’re away.",
+ "Tim Walz would go get a mani-pedi with you.",
+ "Tim Walz will return the cup of sugar he borrowed.",
+ "Tim Walz tips extra, ’cause he knows you’re working hard.",
+ "Tim Walz knows the right way to hang a roll of toilet paper.",
+ "Tim Walz knows where to rent a tractor, and can help with that stump.",
+ "Tim Walz will definitely let you have a turn on his ride-on mower.",
+ "Tim Walz believes you.",
+ "Tim Walz knows that even Tim Walz is just doing his best.",
+ "Tim Walz will let (almost) anybody crash on his couch.",
+ "Tim Walz would like to remind you to hydrate.",
+ "Tim Walz can show you how to tighten that nut properly.",
+ "Tim Walz knows he’s campaigning for us, not him.",
+ "Tim Walz waited in line with you to get a Wii.",
+ "Tim Walz is no doubt embarrassed and humbled by this website.",
+ "Tim Walz is very excited about the Nintendo 64 you got.",
+ "Tim Walz will hold your place in line while you run back to pick up tampons.",
+ "Tim Walz knows his way around a state fair.",
+ "Tim Walz loves when people are excited about their lightsaber technique.",
+ "Tim Walz pinned your mittens to your sleeve.",
+ "Tim Walz sings “Born to Run” while doing the laundry.",
+ "Tim Walz is glad to watch Netflix, fold, and put away laundry with you.",
+ "Tim Walz knows which laundry belongs to which person in his family.",
+ "Tim Walz does his own research first before asking.",
+ "Tim Walz cleaned your gutters for you.",
+ "Tim Walz is fine with it if your socks don’t match.",
+ "Tim Walz checked the weather and hands you an umbrella as you walk out the door.",
+ "Tim Walz will come over if you need help uncluttering. No judgment. He knows how it gets.",
+ "Tim Walz uses humane rat traps.",
+ "Tim Walz knows which wrench you need and will lend it to you right then and there.",
+ "Tim Walz has a spare mask you can have.",
+ "Tim Walz is there for you when it’s time for your pet to go.",
+ "Tim Walz cheered during the Mona Lisa Vito testimony.",
+ "Tim Walz knows it’s complicated. He’s just here to listen.",
+ "Tim Walz will happily sit next to you in silence.",
+ "Tim Walz ran to catch the ice cream truck for you.",
+ "Tim Walz lends you his car while yours is in the shop.",
+ "Tim Walz picked up your mail while you were on vacation.",
+ "Tim Walz knows when to leave things well enough alone.",
+ "Tim Walz carried the diaper bag without being asked.",
+ "Tim Walz will put you on his shoulders so you can see the firetrucks.",
+ "Tim Walz appreciates the value of a post-dentist lollipop.",
+ "Tim Walz has a reserve of extra, pre-sharpened number two pencils.",
+ "Tim Walz would never call dibs on a parking spot in February, even though he did spend two hours shoveling it out.",
+ "Tim Walz brought homemade cookies, even after being told “No, just bring yourself.”",
+ "Tim Walz knows Han shot first.",
+ "Tim Walz can help you get that carry-on down from the overhead bin.",
+ "Tim Walz insists that you go before him in the checkout line. You’ve only got a couple items.",
+ "Tim Walz just wants you to text when you get there.",
+ "Tim Walz is happy to see you here and wonders how your family is doing.",
+ "Tim Walz will hold your place in line.",
+ "Tim Walz takes the pretty way home.",
+ "Tim Walz says “We really needed this.” when it rains.",
+ "Tim Walz knows they’re not your preferred pronouns, they’re *your* pronouns.",
+ "Tim Walz does the edges of the jigsaw puzzle first, and lets you put in the last piece.",
+ "Tim Walz will find and fill out that form on LEGO’s website to get that missing piece.",
+ "Tim Walz will take the training wheels off your bike.",
+ "Tim Walz saved that one email and will re-forward it to you.",
+ "Tim Walz returned your Tupperware with some fresh cookies inside.",
+ "Tim Walz made sure there were enough hot dog buns at the cookout.",
+ "Tim Walz just wants everyone to have joy.",
+ "Tim Walz ends phone calls with, “Good to hear your voice!”",
+ "Tim Walz says “Ope! Excuse me!” when he accidentally bumps someone.",
+ "Tim Walz is proud of that repair you did all by yourself.",
+ "Tim Walz can show you how to tie a fish hook, if you’d like to know an easier way.",
+ "Tim Walz wrote a LinkedIn Recommendation that made you tear up.",
+ "Tim Walz doesn’t brag about donations, he just makes them. They’re no one’s business.",
+ "Tim Walz knows how to fold a map.",
+ "Tim Walz has never needed GPS in his life.",
+ "Tim Walz is undefeated in Soulcalibur.",
+ "Tim Walz would never call the salad that you brought to the potluck dessert.",
+ "Tim Walz stopped by just to chit-chat when you got stuck doing graveyard watch.",
+ "Tim Walz brought orange slices.",
+ "Tim Walz prints out articles from the internet to mail to you later.",
+ "Tim Walz will patiently explain to your relatives that schools don’t have litter boxes for kids.",
+ "Tim Walz was going that way anyway. Hop in.",
+ "Tim Walz would love to hear about your Neocities fansite.",
+ "Tim Walz keeps both types of phone charger in his car.",
+ "Tim Walz saw you sneak an extra scoop of ice cream, but won’t tell. He knows we all need that sometimes.",
+ "Tim Walz thinks your baseball card collection looks great.",
+ "Tim Walz doesn’t believe in guilty pleasures. Enjoy your silly show.",
+ "Tim Walz puts the recipe at the top of the post.",
+ "Tim Walz always checks for bike riders before he opens the car door.",
+ "Tim Walz doesn’t park in the bike lane.",
+ "Tim Walz never met a pool that didn’t get his famous cannonball.",
+ "Tim Walz can start a lawnmower every time.",
+];
+
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+const express = require("express");
+const app = express();
+const PORT = process.env.PORT || 3000;
+
+// Import sentences from sentences.js
+const sentences = require("./sentences");
+
+// Serve static files from the "public" directory
+app.use(express.static("public"));
+
+app.get("/", (req, res) => {
+ const randomSentence = sentences[Math.floor(Math.random() * sentences.length)];
+ res.send(`
+ <!DOCTYPE html>
+ <html lang="en">
+ <head>
+ <meta charset="UTF-8">
+ <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
+ <title>Tim Walz Fixed Your Bicycle</title>
+
+ <link rel="preconnect" href="https://fonts.googleapis.com">
+ <link rel="preconnect" href="https://fonts.gstatic.com" crossorigin>
+
+ <meta name="description" content="Tim Walz fixed your bicycle? What a nice fella!">
+
+ <!-- Facebook Meta Tags -->
+ <meta property="og:url" content="https://timwalzfixedyourbicycle.com/">
+ <meta property="og:type" content="website">
+ <meta property="og:title" content="Tim Walz Fixed Your Bicycle">
+ <meta property="og:description" content="Tim Walz fixed your bicycle? What a nice fella!">
+ <meta property="og:image" content="https://cdn.glitch.global/caa249ff-6ba5-4a91-901e-9d343ae05bc9/timwaltzfixedyourbicycle.png?v=1723152647672">
+
+ <!-- Twitter Meta Tags -->
+ <meta name="twitter:card" content="summary_large_image">
+ <meta property="twitter:domain" content="timwalzfixedyourbicycle.com">
+ <meta property="twitter:url" content="https://timwalzfixedyourbicycle.com/">
+ <meta name="twitter:title" content="Tim Walz Fixed Your Bicycle">
+ <meta name="twitter:description" content="Tim Walz fixed your bicycle? What a nice fella!">
+ <meta name="twitter:image" content="https://cdn.glitch.global/caa249ff-6ba5-4a91-901e-9d343ae05bc9/timwaltzfixedyourbicycle.png?v=1723152647672">
+ <!-- Elon Musk can go eat a dry white dog turd. -->
+
+ <link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Caprasimo&display=swap" rel="stylesheet">
+
+ <style>
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+
+ <script defer src="https://nebulous-lyrebird.pikapod.net/script.js" data-website-id="591e18f9-b70c-41ab-a172-e70b04b27882"></script>
+ <script>
+ if (window.location.hostname !== 'timwalzfixedyourbicycle.com') {
+ window.location.href = 'https://timwalzfixedyourbicycle.com';
+ }
+ </script>
+ </head>
+ <body>
+ <div class="main">
+ <button class="sentence" onclick="window.location.reload()">${randomSentence}</button>
+ <a class="link" href="https://secure.actblue.com/donate/web-hfp-waltz-august-2024">Donate to Harris/Walz 2024</a>
+ <a class="link" href="https://cottonbureau.com/people/tim-walz-fixed-your-bicycle">Get a shirt</a>
+ </div>
+ <div class="disclaimer">Not paid for by any candidate or candidates’ committee.</div>
+
+ <!--
+ Fun nerd? Member of the media? Just wanna chat? I've had the username "boogah" over on
+ Gmail for like 20 years now. Drop me a line there. Unless you're some sort of far right
+ weirdo, that is.
+
+ I primarily use the fediverse (see: Mastodon) so you could also say hi there:
+
+ https://simian.rodeo/@boogah
+
+ Want to make your own version of this site? Remix it on Glitch:
+
+ https://glitch.com/edit/#!/tim-walz-fixed-your-bicycle
+
+ Finally, I *would not* be mad if you wanted to help me cover the costs of running this
+ thing. You can do so by buying a t-shirt or sending along a couple bucks.
+
+ https://cottonbureau.com/people/tim-walz-fixed-your-bicycle
+ https://venmo.com/u/boogah
+ https://cash.app/$boogah
+ https://paypal.me/boogah
+ -->
+
+ </body>
+ </html>
+ `);
+});
+
+app.listen(PORT, () => {
+ console.log(`Server is running on port ${PORT}`);
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